Disastrous Food.

So I got a folder here on my blog called “Disastrous Disasters” and this is an entry that would fit right in.

I’m awful at making food to be honest. I don’t think there is any hope. I love to eat good food, but I hate cooking as I have no natural talent for it at all whatsoever.

Now I’ve been a vegetarian for several months so you kinda have to become creative. I tried to become vegetarian several times before but always found myself becoming increasingly hungry :/

Check out some terrible food-fails belowย โ†“

Here we go…French toast. Really yummy, even though it doesn’t look very appealing ๐Ÿ˜› What you see here are “vegan sausages”. They taste just like real sausages funny enough….


This is the worst meal I’ve ever eaten or hang on…I didn’t eat it actually. I wouldn’t have fed this to my dog. Watery, tasteless frozen vegetables and the worst excuse of a “salmon” ever. The sort that you are supposed to heat up in the microwave inside a plastic bag :/ Thought I was gonna be clever and buy a “cheap-healthy-meal”, doesn’t seem like cheap and healthy goes in the same boat. I was gonna serve this thing to my sister, but threw it away. A total disgrace that food manufacturers can get away with something like this. Watered down, tasteless fish.


The best thing is how the fish looks like on the box though….This is a ready meal in a nutshell…Looks so appealing on the photo and so DISGUSTING in real life.

Ok…so I grew up in Italy which means that I ate Pasta for lunch everyday. Nothing beats being really hungry though and lose all the spaghetti into the sink when you’re gonna remove the water ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Well done me! Total fail…


This is probably one of the worst things I’ve ever made. “Musli” if that’s how you spell it with healthy Yogurt. I don’t think I got the mix right….seems like some sort of dough….. :/ un-edible.


FINALLY! Here I managed to make something really good actually! A super-omelette with tons of vegetables. It was really yummy actually ๐Ÿ™‚


Of course nothing beats going to a proper restaurant \m/ This is how food should look likeย โ†“

2 thoughts on “Disastrous Food.

  1. gabe says:

    Your toast. Delightful with the capability of slitting throats and waking up the neighbors whilst eating it ๐Ÿ˜‰ still good though cause it was made with love


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