I’m happy to inform my readership (and whoever else who might bump into this blog) that I’m about to change career due to an incredible job offer that I’ve received over Instagram!
Not only have I been approached by the “Illuminati Outreach Organisation” I’ve also received a promising message from “the military unit” in Afghanistan, who wants me to be a courier and transport money for them!
As we all know there is only one military unit down there and it makes perfect sense that they are looking for someone who they can trust on Instagram!
My close friend the Major (who’ve I’ve only received one message from) also provided me with his personal email; and I have to say that I feel greatly honoured.
I don’t know what I’m the most excited about but I’m looking forward to this next chapter in my life!
Of course I’m not doing this because I’m short of cash since I’m actually filthy rich!
You guys might remember that I announced my new-found riches in 2015 (READ HERE) after I received an uplifting email from Africa letting me know that a vast inheritance was due to me!
It is great when life bestow us with great luck and fortune and I’m thrilled that I’m not only a millionaire, but also part of the U.S.A. Military, in addition to literally being “illuminati confirmed.”
Sounds like the times ahead will be exciting!
I shall now give thanks to humanity (since praying to God belongs to antiquity according to the PC-brigade in the current year).
So I shall say that I feel blessed by man; which would probably be the best way to frame it regardless…..