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The European Utopia Vol. MMCCCLLVVVIIIIIIIIIII

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Me: I’m going to take a break from writing about the state of affairs in Europe, it’s not like everybody cares about what’s happening over here, those who know keep an eye on things anyway, and after all, I’ve said enough.

Just some days later: Shit a homemade “bomb” went off! Watch out!

Me: I’ve written enough about this. It’s probably only going to get me into trouble. I’m done.

Some days later: Oh my God look at this!

Me: Totally done now. I’m making my blog private.

Some hours later: Nah…can’t really do that. Maybe I’ll ย save someone’s life if I don’t.

Me: It’s boring to sound like a broken record, there are more things in this world to write about, like srsly.

Sun 19. Nov. 2017 – Oh whatever, here we go again….

So … I was in Norway last week and guess what I just found out? More violence and fragmentation in Europe, and this time it happened right in the area where I was. How glorious….as I’ve already described there were visible changes to the environment which I observed and wrote about, but I had no idea that the area had upgraded to racial/ethnic violence. This hits just as close to home as the attack down in Nice. If things escalate like this I guess it will be highly likely that at least one of your relatives will be affected in the coming years, if your family and acquaintances are spread around the continent and/or live in culturally enriched areas. Keep in mind that these territories are expanding, and that “safe zones” aren’t safe, unless gated and/or guarded. *Don’t forget*

So as the geeky person I am. Why not translate this articleย into English? Yes, here we go:

Around 30 immigrant boys attacked handball boys.

Around 30 youths of immigrant background attacked boys from the handball team from Kolbotn without any motive. The police have received several complaints.ย 

It was on a Saturday a week ago, 11. November, that a youth gang numbering around 30 provoked to create trouble on Kolbotn Market. There they allegedly hit and kicked several other boys without any motive.

The media kept their silence.ย Until now, probably because the police have received several complaints after the incident. But even though (ร˜B) reported on the case on the 17th of November – behind a subscription wall, just so you know – the newspaper seem unwilling to share concrete information and none of those involved, or their parents, have been interviewed.

“Brawl between youths in Kolbotn and Ski”

ร˜B quotesย John-Erik Veseth, the leader of the pre-emptive unit East Police department Follo, as saying “From what we’ve unravelled from the investigation so far, we’re getting closer to these people.”

The timeline of events is described as follows: A gang of around 30 youngsters have allegedly been behind several attacks on other youths around the centre of Kolbotn. The first complaint about trouble came from a private residence, where some youths were gathered for a party, right outside the town centre right before seven o’clock on Saturday evening. There were also two adults in the home, and they reported on the uninvited guests who interrupted the gathering, but said that they had control over the situation.

After this the youth-gang allegedly moved towards the centre of Kolbotn. “Here they just started physically attacking other youngsters who happened to be in town, among them the members of a young sports team who were out to celebrate with their fellow handball players.”

It is further said that ” the Follo-Police have received 5 reports about violence after the gang ran amok in the town centre. All of the reports concern boys under 18 of age. One of the reports concern a 16 year old from Ski who was punched.” It is also said that the police were first told that “the gang took the train from Kolbotn to Ski after the raucous in Kolbotn centre, but this has proven to be false.”

But several things seem to suggest that the situation is way worse than what ร˜B are reporting.

High immigrant youths who kicked, punched and threatened.ย 

After the handball-boys in the age group 14-16 had eaten pizza and been to the cinema over in Kolbotn, which finished around 8 o’clock, they were greeted by a boy-gang of around 30 individuals, also in the age group 14-16, who were looking for trouble.

It is told that the boys were dark-skinned, were wearing hoodies and had covered their faces. The boys were perceived as being intoxicated. Some of the handball boys were trying to get away, but some were caught by the attackers.ย 

The boys who were kept behind were in the receiving end of direct violence such as kicks and punches. In addition there were several others who were threatened and ran after.ย 

Those of the handball boys who managed to escape called their parents, who in their turn contacted the police.

The police are looking for more information, according to ร˜B. That is interesting, considering that the media first reported on the incident a week after it happened. And then as if tough we are just talking about a simple “brawl” between teens.

Hmmm….sounds like Chicago or L.A. to me. I seem to recall young boys who I knew back then were plotting to start a “UN gang” to protect themselves against unprovoked attacks from a certain demographic. Hmm … how peculiar. Why on earth would people want to protect themselves against racist assaults? I have no clue….these handball boys were probably fascists. It’s all a conspiracy I bet…..

 

Coaching & Judging on the TV Show “Stjernekamp” once again!

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Without a doubt the highlight of an extremely lame year.

I was asked if I would be interested in partaking in Norway’s Nr.1 Saturday Night TV Show this spring and got the call as I was biking on the French Riviera trying to forget my injured shoulder and poor overall health.

The offer was certainly a ray of light after a terrible start to the year where everything that could go wrong certainly did. As always silence and secrecy was demanded as is the case with serious music industry projects, so as the 007 that I am I didn’t reveal to anyone that I was going to Norway until some days prior and once I went I didn’t reveal to anyone what I was doing until I started promoting the Show on Social Media.

I brought my brother with me as I wasn’t particularly keen on travelling by myself for several reasons. First of all it was my health, second of all it was my security. I’ve had way too much time on my hands this year to read through way too much unflattering material about the current state of affairs in Scandinavia and the rest of Europe. As a petite, unarmed, female I wanted a chaperone.

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I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw this. When did Europeans all of a sudden need these type of instructions? Absolutely ridiculous. Makes me think of this idiotic sign over in London :

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I found several typos in SAS’s inflight magazine ๐Ÿ˜ฎ The things I see…

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Yummy! The first thing I ate after landing in Norway ๐Ÿ˜› Yum – yum!!!

That being said I contemplated temporarily making my blog private before I set out to travel since the entertainment industry appears to be extremely far-left-leaning, at least that’s the general impression, and after all, maybe things aren’t really that bad in Europe. It might be Russian propaganda … at least it is according to Angela Merkel …

I made the decision to let it all stand in case my flight crashed since I’ve posted what I’ve posted in order to warn and help other people. When I found myself on the train leaving Oslo International Airport I certainly felt that I had done the right thing as a ridiculous news story broke of how American tourists had been attacked with acid in Marseille. Why oh why any white person would go into that part of France baffles me, since it was commonly known as a territory you avoided 15 years ago when I lived in Southern France … I was one of the first bloggers out there to share articles about the current Acid-epidemic in England the second that these stories were shared by the mainstream media, as a result I’ve had lots of readers checking out those entries, and it has increased, as the new Acid-reality has become part of everyday life. The most dangerous areas in London are predominantly non-English territories; the most common victims are white men. Apparently it has all grown from there, turning petty criminals into Acid-attackers since it is an effective way to mug people…These are things that tourists need to know!ย ย Acid Attacks In The UK.

After seeing more news of cultural enrichment we switched to a bus which took us right past a brand ย new looking Mega-Mosque that appeared out of nowhere and looked completely out-of-place in Norway, we were then greeted by a young Norwegian relative who updated us on life in the New-Norway, confirming all of our worst expectations, aligning perfectly with what I’ve observed myself in England and France, what I’ve heard from others, and also what I’ve read online … ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

There is simply no escape from the New-Europe. Not even an innocent show-biz trip to Norway can shield you from the new reality. Not-even-that.

Yet there are plenty of Norwegians who defend the fundamental cultural transformation even proudly and loudly promoting replacement migration, without worrying about the consequences, since differences between various ethnic groups is a mirage apparently. It is a bit difficult to buy into this if talking to those who actually live or work in the New-Norway, or the New-Sweden for that matter, even more difficult if you’ve experienced it yourself….but oh well … each to their own I guess. People’s values and convictions seem immovable. Unless you want to fall out with people you just have to accept that you fundamentally disagree about what Norway/Europe is and what it should be. The viewpoints are irreconcilable. Only respect, maturity, and love, can smooth out heated discussions.

Reality aside, the sun always shines on TV, so it was nice to coach some talented people and bury my head in entertainment, which is ย what most people do anyway. It’s probably a way better activity to partake in, it’s not like awareness makes you happy or anything.

Anyway, the TV-Team were lovely and had been notified of my reduced state, so I was even provided with a place where I could rest as I coached an interesting assortment of Norway’s entertainment elite…

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The first one up was a guy called Didrik Solli-Tangen who looked like your prototypical classical musician in terms of how he was dressed and groomed with the mandatory oversized scarf and all. He won Norway’s Eurovision Song contest and does classical crossover with his opera singing brother among other things. After I worked with him I also found out that he has been touring Norway singing Norwegian patriotic songs from the National Romantic era which surprised me as I thought that I was the only one championing National Romanticism in the “current year.” Isn’t the old Norway dead???? Apparently not.

As I shook his hand I wondered if he knew about “alt”-Berit, which was something I asked myself each time I greeted a new artist. I guess this is the drawback of not being a Che Guevara loving, flag burning, short-haired, Palestine-scarf wearing, socialist-revolutionary. You instantly wonder: “does this person know that I’m an outspoken, anti-globalist, pro-borders, nationalist?” *Ta-ta-tam* (insert dark music). There are lots of conservative & classical liberal people out there, it’s just that it isn’t equally represented in the media or in show biz, nationalism is also portrayed as outdated, in addition to being vilified by the mainstream press, so you can easily feel like you are throwing rocks into glass houses. Even if this is not the case. The current political landscape is therefore not portrayedย accurately I believe. Division and hate seem to be the goal of many dark forces.ย After having been on “Stjernekamp” I also found out that Gaute Ormรฅsen is featured on a track called “The Fatherland.” Huh????What on earth is this??? Maybe the winds are changing or maybe Norway is different. One can hope……

Waiting is always mandatory when it comes to anything show-biz related so when the team finally were ready I did an interview explaining what heavy metal is, before we headed into the rehearsal area where I spent most of my time.

Solli-Tangen only had to do one vocalise for me to realise that he was really good. That is the advantage of being classically trained. So I have to admit that I was pretty biased before his rehearsal was over. He also had a really cool attitude. Don’t get me wrong, the others were cool as well, but it’s a technical thing. If you spend years training your ears in classical music etc; it does affect what you prefer I’m afraid ๐Ÿ˜›

The next one up was a pretty girl called Lisa Bรธrud a big Christian singer in Norway; I thought that was kind of cool since Christianity is having a very hard time all over Europe these days. On the other hand I was also slightly worried about what her view on rock’n’roll would be, since Satanism is so closely linked and associated with the genre. I stopped myself from telling her to flash the horns for example, because even though this is a sign meant to ward off evil spirits, it is by modern standards seen as a Satanic gesture…..She had a pretty voice and was solid but had made a horrible song choice, something that I heard right away. I thought that this was a great shame and would have preferred if something else could have been chosen instead. I didn’t have a lot to work with so this was the coaching session that took the longest. I was genuinely worried, because your job as a coach is to be in the corner of the artist and help the artist shine regardless of your personal preferences. I did my best but felt sad on Lisa’s behalf as I was convinced that she would be voted out due to the song-choice.

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The next contestant was Adam Douglas who actually won the entire competition. Apparently he was relatively unknown before participating in “Stjernekamp.” He had picked a fantastic song for his voice type and technique, I therefore didn’t really have much to tell him vocally, besides cutting down on some absolutely, out of place, spastic, wobble. The greatest challenge with this contestant was his stage presence and body language. This certainly seemed problematic as being tough and owning the stage is part and parcel of doing rock or hard rock. It is an interesting thing to note how different temperaments and energy levels draw musicians to such different genres…

And speaking of which … Gaute Ormรฅsen was the next name on the list and he is a huge star in Norway. He certainly looked like a movie star but had the most docile charisma I think I’ve ever encountered ๐Ÿ˜› He was able to get the rocker out of himself and sounded tough; I was just very surprised at the total lack of attitude and the negative mentality. He entered the room without any confidence and seemed hell-bent on losing, not because of lack of talent but because of a lack of self-belief and fighting spirit, of all things. A very strange thing to observe to be honest, especially for someone that big. He left the rehearsal way too early as well, so I was wondering if he really wanted to be there or if he was just tired of the whole tv-show and wanted out. :/ Who knows? Nice guy though. Cool voice \m/

The last person to enter the rehearsal space was international rockstar Ida Maria, who graced the front cover of NME the first year I lived in London and haunted the rock charts with her hit song “I like you so much better when you’re naked.” I had no doubts that she would be smashing since she is 100% rock’n’roll; she also thought it was cool to meet me, another rock chick which was kind of cool. She had made an excellent song choice. Covering Lemmy gave her the opportunity to show off her rock’n’rollness, she literally lit the rehearsal space on fire. It was fun and a joy to watch. I didn’t really correct much on her vocally, because Ida as I’ve already said is a rocker, a rocker with a raspy Lemmy-like voice, the sort that would fit perfectly in a sweaty rock club filled with angry dissenters who hate the system and want to tear it down. I was convinced that she would win the audience over completely, and even though Didrik was the most accomplished singer technically out of the bunch, I also had Ida on top of my list due to her attitude and undisputed rock’n’roll charisma. No wonder she has collaborated with Iggy Pop to put it that way. Here we talk attitude with huge capital letters.

I made a new friend.

After an exhausting day we returned back to our lair. Again I must say I was blown away by the professionalism of the Monster team; they were extremely sweet and understanding and did everything to make my day as smooth as possible. I was very happy and grateful for the treatment. A real top-team!

What followed were some days of relaxation rather than the original idea of me flying back and forth between England and Norway. I think that would have been way too exhausting. There were many people I wanted to visit and many things I wanted to see while staying in a suburb outside Oslo, yet I had to rein in my excitement and stay put, since I had to have the energy for my live-tv performance as an expert judge later that week.

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Whoever said Norway was cold?

 

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It’s an interesting thing to note how integrated “allergies” have become into our pop-culture … Once upon a time nobody really knew how to handle people with food problems. It is good to see that it is now taken seriously on the other hand it is alarming that auto-immune diseases seem to be increasing. I wonder when it will be revealed what the triggers are? It is in the interests of the public and future parents to know this. A person’s life can be completely shattered if they go into a proper shock. Food allergy is a chronic, life-threatening, dangerous disease.

Norway is apparently so sexist that only men care about Science, Hunting & History. If I was a 3rd wave feminist I would demand that these types of publications ought to be placed in “gender neutral territory.” It is kind of funny though. In the women’s section you got gossip magazines, fashion publications, erotic fiction and magazines about the house and home. Hilarious. Where are the activists when you need them?

That embarrassing moment when you think that you’ve spotted a Norwegian wild-cat outside, and run out to catch a glimpse of it, only to realise that it is a normal, house cat. Lol. Ridiculous.

That moment when you realise that someone looking like Putin is part of your relative’s family tree.

When you proudly show off that your hair is so long that you don’t need a hair band to keep it up ๐Ÿ˜€ ha-ha! Check me out! Berit-long-hair.

Fast forward to Saturday……

Toxic masculinity in the background.

Walking around the venue….The Voice also shoots there in case you wondered.

…….and the live show was amazing. I really enjoyed it. It’s a fun show. I find it strange that the concept hasn’t been adopted by foreign broadcasters actually … I’m sure a show like this could be a big hit in a country like England or America. You can see footage with translations from the show below:

Freaking badass. I totally dig this. So cool.

ATTITUDE!!!!!!!!!

Great song choice & a convincing performance. I would have had this guy up there with Didrik if it wasn’t for Ida Maria’s attitude and rawness \m/

Gaute managed to look like a bad guy ๐Ÿ˜€ he-he-he ๐Ÿ˜› Mission accomplished. He did a good job \m/ \m/ \m/ ย I couldn’t believe that he seemed so indifferent after being voted out :/ Weird. I wonder if he ever gets angry?

I did not look very excited during Lisa’s performance. I feel a bit bad about that. My face is way too easy to read. Lovely girl though and a lovely voice. I feel bad about my tragic face.

 

Fun fact: nobody wanted to hang out after the show! Besides the drummer in the band ๐Ÿ˜› My brother and I certainly had our jokes about how everyone were probably avoiding us ๐Ÿ˜› Who knows ๐Ÿ˜› You don’t need a lot of people to have a good time though ๐Ÿ˜› ha-ha

Do you see what I see?

Illuminati confirmed! ๐Ÿ˜› hahahaha

It was a cool experience to be part of “Stjernekamp.” It was so last time and it was so this time as well. The people behind the show are extraordinarily good! It is a great privilege to be part of a major production, it’s a lot of fun I must say. I wouldn’t mind doing more stuff like this.

I enjoyed my stay in Norway a lot. As I already said we were staying in a quiet suburb and also had the opportunity to spend time with Norwegian relatives. I ate lots of good Norwegian food which always makes my day ๐Ÿ˜›

The day after the live show we were on our way back home to “Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves.”