The Music Biz.


“Believe it or not, there is no hot superstar guitarist under the age of 30. There is no next Hendrix. There is no next Clapton.” All I thought when I read this was: “I’m here!!!!! I’M HERE!!!”ย ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›

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Goodbye August, Hello September!


After months of secrecy I just wrapped up a mystery project that I’ve been totally consumed by these last months! Fingers crossed that it won’t remain eternally secret as I’ve really enjoyed it. By far the coolest thing I’ve done I think, at least in my opinion ๐Ÿ˜‰

I will now enjoy some well-deserved days off ๐Ÿ™‚

Here are some behind the scenes pic, from the month that was!

Walking around in the countryside trying to think of something else than music ๐Ÿ˜›ย โ†‘

I spotted the pope at my first village showย โ™ฅโ™ฅ hi-hi-hiย โ™ฅโ™ฅ


I’d never attended anything like this. ย I actually won some things, wo-ho!

I did not sign up my own veggies…hmm…I wonder why ๐Ÿ˜›

I think the most suitable name for this picture would be….โ†“

A Musician’s Harvest.


*round of applause*


Delicious apples that are red on the inside as well โค


Enjoying a little bit of summer โ†“





Out of my cage ๐Ÿ˜› โ†“


Dropped by Londonย โ†“



Had to take a picture of these two cute housesย โ™ฅโ™ฅ


Ditching wheat. You don’t notice how much it dominates our diets until you cut it out.

When this happens to youย โ†“


When you come across a cool picture of your dadย โ†“


When you enjoy a good meal that lasts for everย โ†“

When you go looking at Barbie dollsย โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ & get annoyed when you see all the “poser” dolls pretending to be Barbie.


When you see some serious swagย โ†“


When you realise that your pet is gone forever.


How To Have Fun – According to Moi.


In Norway we have a saying that loosely translated would go like this: ” You Don’t Have More Fun, Than The Fun You Create Yourself”.

I do believe that I’m the living proof of that statement.

Yesterday I spent 10 hours and 44 minutes working on nothing but music; my aim this month has been to finalize and complete a body of work that I’ve dubbed: “album nr.3”. This is a number of songs that are all of a personal nature and were all written around the same time.

This material is in my opinion the best songs that I’ve ever written and the body of work is unique in that it was all created around the time frame of 2014-2015, with the majority of the material having been written last year.

I have an incredible amount of “backlogged” material; enough songs for a 2nd Metal Album, ( Metal Album Nr.1 will be released whenever I get the mixes/masters), enough material for 2 instrumental albums and lost of songs & ideas laying about.

My usual M.O. is to work on songs over several years, you could pretty much call my previous songs for musical collages. They all have multiple lyric sets usually, and nothing is settled as a riff in one song could go into another and a bridge section could all of a sudden end up as a chorus in another tune. It’s a giant puzzle in motion where I basically just try to find the right combination of pieces.

In contrast it seems that when I finally decided to write personal music that the songs just came to me in very complete forms as a huge creative tsunami. Maybe this is also why these tracks are being prioritized as the vast majority are new songs and I find this new creative process that I’ve been in the receiving end for very intriguing.

If I focus on the ” fun I can create for myself” I must admit that I enjoy myself tremendously, I don’t have words to describe how cool it is to have the gift of creativity. I do believe it is the gift to be the most grateful for, because if you “only” sing/play/perform you will need other people to create for you.

To be able to conceive something out of absolutely nothing is great, great fun and nothing can compare. The coolest characteristic of creativity as well, is that it always finds a way, either you will draw and fall in love with empty canvases and blank books as it enables you to just create out of thin air, or creativity will come to you in the form of writing and you’ll fall in love with an empty notebook and a simple pen.

The truest form of joy though is when you can use the outlet that you love the most which in my case is music ๐Ÿ™‚

If I’m going to be brutally honest I’m never sad or disappointed because of something I do, whenever I’m unhappy it is always caused by factors outside of myself.

But if I’m going to focus on just myself and my abilities, such as the 5 songs I finalised yesterday I’m probably one of the happiest people on this earth. I’m profoundly infatuated with the gifts that I’ve been given and I pat myself on the back for having the drive to put in all the hours and the effort it takes to take these talents somewhere.

Then again I don’t know how many artists that are out there who would consider it “fun” to spend 6-8 hour practise routines, for 6 months, only to reach a specific “goal”. I don’t know how many other musicians who would gladly spend almost 11 hours in a day to complete a group of songs, to meet a specific deadline in order to get the work done. The impression I largely have is that people wanna “have a life” as if thought practising or writing is some sort of sacrifice. Which means that the music gets prioritized when it doesn’t clash with a holiday, a nagging partner or going out for a beer with friends, or watching something on Netflix; etc.

If you reach the goal you have in mind, how could the effort you have to invest be considered a sacrifice?

Wouldn’t the disappointment be if you didn’t reach your goal?

And how can you expect to ever exploit your potential if you are not willing to invest the necessary time and effort?

” You don’t have more fun, than the fun you create yourself”



I LOVE to play guitar.


Yes it might not come as a mega-surprise, but seriously, I really love what I do. Profoundly.

Just finished my playing routine, going thru all the tracks from my classical album and also some of my riffs. All of those riffs feel easy to play in comparison to the violin virtuoso material, funny enough.

Once upon a time these songs represented my technical limit, which I now find a bit funny. I mean, technicality aside I still like those melodies of mine, but it is certainly not challenging to play those songs anymore.

I’ve now embarked on a brand new virtuoso piece, I just couldn’t help it.

I won’t tell anyone what sort of ludicrous project I’ve embarked on now, but I can reveal that it is again quite unique.

The feeling of your fingers flying over the fretboard, knowing exactly where they are supposed to land next, always one step ahead, ย combined with the memory used to its fullest force, is literally priceless.

If you cannot find joy in the art of just playing and mastering your instrument you are seriously doing something wrong.

I know. That I Love.

That I LOVE. What I do.

Let me repeat.

I adore what I do.

21 Reasons I Rock \m/


Sooo, I’ve made fun of myself, made a list of my shortcomings, complained about my Mr.Bean moments, drenched by blog in self-deprecating humour….so maybe it’s time to give myself some praise and write why I rock \m/ If I could find “21 reasons” as to why I suck, I’m sure I can find 21 reasons to be happy, 21 things that are positive about myself.

Oprah Winfrey apparently used to say that everyday you should think of 3 things that makes you happy, so when I grew up my mom would ask us around the dinner table “What are you happy about today?”. This was something I brought with me wherever I went apparently….something I find quite sweet ๐Ÿ™‚

So what are you happy about today? And why do you rock?

As self-educating and eye-opening it can be to write about your stinkers, take some time to write or think to yourself ย about why YOU are awesome \m/

I shall give it a go ๐Ÿ˜›

1- I care about what happens in the world and gave away all the money I got for my 18th birthday to an organisation that protects wild life ๐Ÿ˜› I’ve never repeated extreme charity such as that, as I need to live too, but the bottom line is, that I believe that we should all help others. Not in order to increase our popularity, but because it is what is right. I’m also an Amnesty International Member and have been so for years. I was trying to raise awareness about Darfur when I went to high school among other things, but didn’t have much luck. I started a zine with a friend of mine when I was a teen that was supposed to raise awareness concerning social injustice where we lived in our local area. We didn’t have much luck with that either. I almost went to India to do charity work when I was in my late teens but ended up not being able to go.


2- I’m always there for my friends and family. At the end of the day I’m very loyal and ย I love to surprise people!


3-Dedication. I had to learn how to speak Italian when I was six as my family moved to a foreign country. I also had to wrap my head around French when my family lived in France for a year and I also had to teach myself English as I went to high school in America :0 When I started playing guitar I would use an English-Norwegian dictionary to figure out the explanations in guitar magazines since my English sucked ๐Ÿ˜›

4-Humble. That’s right! Why else would I put myself in the situation of “student” again, when learning classical music on the guitar ๐Ÿ˜‰ I was already an internationally acclaimed musician, but I never let this get to my head as I believe that this will stifle your growth as a musician. I feel lucky that I always get feedback and constructive criticism about my performances and/or writing. This way I keep on growing.

5-I’m flexible and therefore have a good reputation when it comes to working with others in a studio setting for example. I’m as far as you could possibly get from being a dictator. I believe you will only shoot yourself in the foot if you don’t listen to others.



6-I write my own music. That’s right. I’ve always been insanely creative. I always wanted to be a songwriter and even though I gave up a couple of times as a kid, I always came back to it.




7-I can sing opera ๐Ÿ˜› I’m classically trained and even though I’m not done with my opera education I’m really proud of what I can do already and excited about what I will be able to master one day ๐Ÿ™‚


8-I taught myself how to play the guitar ๐Ÿ˜‰ That’s right! I didn’t get guitar lessons until I was working on “artist-development” in L.A. ๐Ÿ™‚


9-I had my first art exhibition when I was 13 ๐Ÿ˜› I didn’t sell a single picture :/ but whatever, the bottom line is that I did it ๐Ÿ˜›

10-I had something that I had written published by a newspaper when I was 17. This was my first go at writing. I had to have a guitar break as my hand was all messed up after too much playing.

11-I used to draw fashion drawings. I wanted to be a designer. That was my dream from I was 6 years old. I kept on switching between wanting to be an archeologist and dreaming of owning my own “fashion house”.

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12-Even though my visual arts is in the shadow of my music, I love to draw and this is what I’ve done the longest. I evenย ย wrote and illustrated a children’s book. I have plenty of other quirky characters I’ve come up with as I love “designing” characters, if there ever was such a word. If I wasn’t a musician it would have been cool to to have an arts degree and create graphic novels or maybe story boards for movies.



13-I co-direct my music videos as I “see my music ” when I write it.


14-I did theater once and loved it. That was the moment I figured that I wanted to be a performer.I love to play the “villain” or be “crazy”.


15- When I was a kid I was a goalie \m/

16- I also used to do Marshall Arts!

17-When I was 11 I got my first “studded” belt with proper nails, not the flat plastic ones ๐Ÿ˜› ย So no wonder that my current purse looks like this \m/


18- I love to read and have always been a book-worm ๐Ÿ˜›

19- I always wanted a Doberman called Lucius and a Westie called Truffles. I don’t have either but I have a bearded Dragon I’ve named after Severus Snape. I would also like to have a white bunny, who I would probably name Draco ๐Ÿ˜› I always wanted to own a snake, but after holding several different types I was shocked to see how strong they are, snakes aren’t very social either and try to hide away and escape. I figured that snakes probably aren’t that keen on “being owned” by anyone.



This is my guy \m/

This is my guy \m/

20- I have a very varied taste when it comes to music and there are plenty of things that interest me that have nothing to do with show-biz. I’m obsessed with space for example.

21- My hair looks like this. I cut it short in 2005 and coloured it green ๐Ÿ˜ฎ I decided to let it grow to see how long it could possibly get! I’m still curious to see how far down it will go \m/


I wrote this entry as a contrast to myย 21 reasons I suck!ย entry, something I wrote as a counterweight to myย 22 hopeless musicians, when you are a soloartist!ย entry ๐Ÿ˜› I got 3 more “Top List” entries, you can check them out here:ย 20 Practise Tips For Guitarists,5 Horrible People,20 Badass Women.


Sadistic robots & the poverty police.


This year supermarkets in the UK decided tha they would start charging for plastic bags. I think the price is 50 pence per bag. This created an uproar from people who sees the rich as only getting richer constantly stomping and crushing the poorest of the poor.

I didn’t really think much about the bag change besides how Ridiculous it is for huge corporations to make a big fuzz about 50 pence. Nothing is for free in our world not even shitty plastic bags, I shook my head at the banality of our world and did not let this news devote a lot of my attention.

That changed after my first encountered with the newly re programmed bots at the self check out at my local supermarket. You see……. now these souless, cold hearted robots have been programmed to inspect your bags to make sure that you don’t steal any of these 50 pence bags. I was in a hurry and found myself being held back by the machine, that obviously being the machine it is didn’t bulge at all whatsoever, I left the bot to go to another bot only to be held by that one as well. I waited for ages for someone to come and inspect my bags. In the meantime I was staring at the firm nazi bot refusing me to leave, wishing I could massacre it with an axe or something.

I was being held back for a product that cost only 2ยฃ. I was waiting for ever and grew increasingly hateful towards the bot or whoever it was that had programmed it, if 50 pence really is such a matter of life or death that you have to inspect your customers, then our money driven world has really hit an all time low.

The British queueing culture is something you will get accustomed to quickly and something that you will miss when you realise how badly behaved a lot of cultures are when you travel around. Yet as I was standing there at the supermarket with an ever growing queue behind me, I couldn’t help but wonder how many others, behind their apparent collected facade, were growing increasingly homicidal due to the uncompromising robot.

Another example of how low our culture can possibly sink when it comes to small money is actually the London tube.

Last time I was gonna travel I brought with me a ridiculous amount of coins so that I could use all the change that was floating about to pay for a tube ticket. What I didn’t know is that the machines at the tube only accepts a limited amount of coins, especially 10 pence coins; so if you hit the limit on the machine it will not accept any more money from you. You’ll ย have to cancel your payment, and as a sadistic move to top it all up the bot will give you ONLY 10 pence coins in return, which will make your situation even worse.

Solution oriented as I can be I tried other bots only to get the same treatment as they’ve all been programmed the same. I then turned to the only cafee at the station only to be told that they could not help anyone with change. I seriously didn’t feel like using my card for a 6ยฃ transaction. But you can see how this situation reminded me of the 2.50ยฃ I was being held back for at the supermarket. Such pity sums, yet so much fuzz, it’s incredible….

I was waisting my time and ended up getting cash from ย an ATM something that again bugged me as I obviously received even more coins after paying the 6ยฃ ticket fee with paper money….my bag was now ridiculously heavy and I was loosing even more time as I had to look for an exchange office to turn all my change into proper cash.

As I sat on the tube I asked myself, why on earth the machines would be programmed the way they were.

Who uses change? Students….Homeless people….and that’s when the thought struck me that maybe the tubes change policy is the way it is so as to keep homeless people away, the official explanation probably being that the bots fill up too quickly if 10p coins are allowed.

Anyway, it’s annoying to be held back and/or loose trains due to silly bot polecies and the worst is that you cannot debate with any of these robots, which makes them the ultimate employees I suppose.

They just carry out orders and couldn’t care less.

God forbid they ever replace law enforcement.

Reptiles, Xmas & Video :P


Once upon a time there was a Dragon that through telepathic contact yelled ” help me, help me, get me out of here!!! Can’t you see I’m ready!!! I’ve been waiting all my life for this moment!!!”

IMG_2607The other Dragons didn’t really care much, maybe they had already resigned to their captive state…

Hmm……..there is a Boa Constrictor looking for a home, for only 45ยฃ too…if you are keen on a criminal pet with underlying, fundamental, murderous instincts…..


Some invisible fairy created this……some weird individual who a friend of a friend of mine knows….apparently this weirdo was really proud of this dough….hmmm….what a tragic case.





No need to worry about the rent anymore. This odd friend of a friend of mine built this….


On a more serious note….blue is the most toxic colour in terms of candy, or artificial colourants. I don’t really know why it is so popular with candy manufacturers…could be for the simple reason that people’s number one favourite colour is blue.


Editing propaganda videos for my alter ego. Go to YouTube & subscribe toย thecommanderinchief1ย to see my music videos & the return of my video-blog ๐Ÿ˜› Happiness struck me today btw, when I saw my classical album in the charts again! ha-ha!ย BUY MY MUSIC!!!!