Thank You So Much!

I was just notified that “Classical & Crossover Magazine” have featured me on their digital front page & have posted my latest video, which is really cool of them!

You can read it here:ย “How Cheap Will You Sell Your Soul?”

In addition I was also featured by a digital Heavy Metal Magazine today, so talk about contrast! I love it! This is fun ๐Ÿ˜€

Thanks a lot to Elisabeth for writing the press release! I had not seen it until now. It looks really good! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

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On the 20th of this month Norway’s equivalence of BBC aired a great program focusing on female guitar players! It was awesome to receive nationwide radio play for my metal & classical music!ย Hear The Interview Here!

I’m happy that I was asked about online haters & bullies, since this gave me the opportunity to highlight that I’ve seen other female guitar players complain about this as well. In short it means that you don’t stand alone if you are in the receiving end of putrid hatred as a woman playing the guitar. If you are self-critical and take what you are doing very seriously it is especially important to remember that hatred can come your way just because of your gender, because people don’t like your face, or your hair, or your outfit, or whatever; I know of course that there are people out there who complain about sexism when there is none and play the gender card just because; this is a pity because real sexism does exists and it should be addressed so that other women will know that they do not stand alone! Once again I am aware that this is a multifaceted issue … I just don’t want creative females to feel unwelcome or to be chased away from unleashing their musical creativity upon the world!

Thanks again to those of you out there who support what I do! I really appreciate it! ๐Ÿ™‚

 

The Tolerant Left.

If you want to know MY thoughts concerning the US Presidencyย CLICK HERE

If you want to read another good blog entry about the electionย READ HERE

Alright…..so it seems like people are just not able to stop whining about ย the outcome of theย US election. Just like Remainers who went ballistic all over social media after the Brexit vote, threatening to leave England as Brexiters surely must be a bunch of un-informed “right-wing extremist.”People getting ย sick and tired of the arrogance and dictatorship of Brussels is of course not a valid point at all orย well….Mainland Europe turning into the NEW Sweden…or… (is it the other way around?) is of course a completely irrational fear, probably based on – you guessed right- RACISM! I honestly hate that word at this point,ย because racism is literally our age’s witch hunting.

People who were critical of Obama = Racists. ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  Peopleย sceptical of the EU = Racists. People opposed to Islamists & Jihadists = Racists. People discussing the failure of Merkel inย Germany = Racists. People discussing Sweden losing control over Muslimย territories in Sweden = Super Racists. People whoย believe in borders = Mega Racists. People who want to defend their country = Super Racist. People who actually know a bit about history = Super, Mega, Giga Racists. Those who speak the truth = milder racists, but still racists. People who have realised the failures of globalism = literally Hitler ( even though he invaded a wholeย bunch of countries).ย 

People critical of a female leader = misogynists. If a woman can’t get the job she wants = misogyny. If a woman is rightfully called incompetent = ย misogyny. A man looking at a woman for too long = rapist. A man complementing a woman on her looks = creepy,misogynist rapist, unless he is not white. (See that’s important! Accusing a coloured man of rape makes you – yes you got it right – RACIST). A conservative man ย married to a hot woman = super misogynist . Woman who wishes to be a home-maker = Gender-traitor withย internalised misogyny. A female voter, voting for a conservative male politician = super misogynist. A woman critical of militant feminism = absolute misogynist. A woman looking good, who is not a progressive = stupid slut, probably misogynist. A woman who is opposed to abortion = literally Hitler (even though she is opposed to killing).

I find it extraordinary how the “Tolerant Left” are the only ones who “should be allowed to share their viewpoints”… you see … it’s too painful to be confronted with opposing views, so freedom of speech is only valid if you agree with the “tolerant left.”

AND THEY WILL LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW THEIR FEELINGS! They will shout it out loudly, THEY WILL SCREAM, they will name call, THEY WILL HARASS and even physically attack. They will campaign, CALL ALL THOSE WHO DISAGREE IGNORANT, stupid, INTOLERANT, miss informed, THEY of course are the only bearers of truth and light, and just like religious and cultist extremists – they will be pardoned if they attack you – because YOU, filthy YOU, are unworthy of having a viewpoint – attacking YOU, filthy YOU, doesn’t count, as YOU filhty YOU, must be EVIL. (All you need to do is to label those who disagree with you as evil and voila – they are free bait!) YOU deserve to be physically assaulted, YOU deserve to be mugged, YOU deserve to be silenced, YOU deserve to DIIIIIIEEEEEEE! … you see …

… the only way that you can ever get along with the “tolerant left” is to agree with EVERYTHING that they are saying. I’ve seen several posts on my private social media these last days suggesting that ” you should either shut up or comfort” those traumatised by “Adolf Trump” winning the US election. Peace loving lefties have also gone to the extreme of attacking Trump supporters, and there is no reason to believe that this level of hatred will calm down … as the “Tolerant left” ARE the totalitarian, authoritarian, racist ones. Yes that is right. There is no acceptance and tolerance from these type of people at all whatsoever. Shit…I guess me being critical and writing this entry makes me a fucking racist ๐Ÿ˜ฎ WTF!ย 

Below there used to be a video of a little afro-American boy, who was thrown out on the street by his mother since he had voted for Trump in a school election. A tiny little child with fear written all over his face. The twitter account that shared the video was deleted by twitter. They do have a tendency to purge anyone who post political posts they dislike.

https://twitter.com/EdgySphinx/status/797194011173855233

 

HATE!HATE!HATE!

Yes, it’s good to know that there are still people out there who hates me. This means that I’m doing something that is right I suppose, and considering how eloquent what I found below is, I thought: “why not share it?”. Behold, the best thing I’ve found so far about myself on the inter webs, courtesy of ” The Bull and The Shit” what I’m wondering is…would this person (whose blog is based in the UK), attack me if he met me in person, or pretend to be civil??? hmmm….anyway….I’m still laughing at his entry…..

 

“The Commander-In-Chief, huh? What in the FUCK?!
Sometimes in the evenings when I sit here by the lake after a day of war with them damn cowboys, I need to chill the fuck down and gather my spirits, talk a bit to Manitou and just be… on my Indian lonesome. It’s at times like these I use YouTube to find music that can relax me and heal me up, so I will be prepared for tomorrow’s battles. And the battles after tomorrow… and so on…

At times these moments of relief fuck up… big fucking time.

We’re there now. All thanx to some absolute idiot calling herself The-Commander-In-Chief. Yes, it’s a girl. Obviously she’s… eh… Norwegian… wherever that fucking country is. Her birth name is Berit Hagen, which sounds just as ridiculous as her “artistic” name. Oh, Wikipedia tells me she has lived in several other countries too… the USA and the UK. She speaks several languages fluently, including Norwegian, English, Italian, and French. When she lived in Chicago she took lessons in visual art with the established artist Linda Cohn (eh… who exactly is that and where the fuck is she established?). Berit started playing the guitar in 2005, at the age of 16, which makes her about 25 or so today since she’s born 3 years after “Reign in blood” was released. I was never good at math, but I do know how to shoot some arrows.

The world biggest metal magazine Metal Hammer has called her The Queen Of Shred (which I call bullshit on right away coz we all know that title belongs to The Terrible Great Kat) and has proclaimed her one of the world’s ten most exciting metal guitarists (seeeeeeeeeeeeeriously… You must be shitting me so much I need a diaper endorsement). Ron “Bumblepenis” Thal of Guns N’ Roses has said about her that “She is a great talent with proper metal spirit”. This Ron fucko is definitely sleeping with her. He might even be her husband. They are probably brother and sister as well. Deliverance vibes de luxe.

Total Guitar Magazine said this:

“It’s a sad fact that when you think of shred guitarists, the majority of them will be men. Enter The Commander-In-Chief, a seven-string wielding uber shredding female who’s ready to melt faces and shatter stereotypes. This Norwegian Metal maiden has her eyes set to command and conquer the masses.”

“It’s a sad fact”? As in… sad? You shitting me again?! Exactly what is so fucking sad about the fact that the best guitarists in the world are men? Men are better guitarists, period. Simple as that. It’s in our DNA. Just like women will always be better at… better at… hmm… they will always be better at…. being women. Yeah, that’s it. They will always dominate that shit. Oh, and they will always be better singers. For fucking sure. There’s a lot of things women will always be better than men at. Let’s just say that guitar playing will never be one of them things. Let’s call a spade a spade and not a goddamn horse, ok?

If this “Norwegian Metal maiden” will ever “command and conquer the masses” I am scalping myself. With a caterpillar. I’ll ask my canoeing brother Smelly Beaver to assist me so the job gets done properly.

But wait, there’s more about this fucking chick:

“She is an official Ibanez guitar artist. She has been using the Ibanez RG7620, but is currently playing the Ibanez S5527 Prestige guitar. She is, however, best known for playing the prototype Ibanez Falchion 7 string guitar, the only instrument of its kind in the world.”

It pains me. She’s an official Ibanez guitartist (see what I did there?). I don’t even know what they mean with that “only instrument of its kind” comment, but hey – I’m but an old Indian warrior. The Falchion is an abomination though, that’s for sure. Ibanez manufacture the best guitars in the world (I know this becoz I play them exclusively, thank you very much). Also, this:

“When performing, she is always dressed in a uniform, reflecting her chosen artist name, The Commander-In-Chief.”

She can dress up in a fucken dildo for all I care, coz what it comes down to is: is she any fucken good? I’ll give you the dubious pleasure of finding that out just now:
You still alive?

Is the world still around?

Did we survive that amazing display of BUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLSHIIIIIIIIITTTTT?!?!?!

Those are the only questions I have, pretty much. This fucking shit sickens me. It’s like Ebola all over again (what in the fuck do you mean it never left in the first place? Shut up), only this time in female form with a fucking guitar on her tits. And that’s some seriously fucken hideous guitar, people. I bet a cowboy designed it just before burning down some tipis. Fucking bastard.

This QUEEN OF SHRED (shoot me now) gets recognition becoz of 2 reasons. Or 3, I haven’t decided yet:
She’s a girl who plays guitar better than her girlfriends and some guys who suck. Big deal.
She’s not looking like a ton of shitting bricks just hit and shit her in the face.
She wears a uniform.
She could afford to make a video. Or five.
Men are pigs. Sexist pigs. Fuck all of us. Fucking assholes, we are.
That’s more than 2 reasons, and I could go on forever, but you get my point. And hey, you know what? Considering the talent and gift this one has, are you even surprised that she’s been nominated for “Best Metal Song 2011” by Hollywood Music In Media Awards as well as nominated for “Best Metal Song 2012” by the same thing?

I just threw up a little in my mouth, so here’s a few more videos for you while I clean up my shit:

And of course she sings too, and this I don’t mind:

And without studio trickery it sounds as displayed in this high energetic performance from 2012:
What in the holiest of FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS is the world coming to? Let me just say one more thing… She is also the author and illustrator of the children’s book, “The Freezing Snowman,” which is her first book. I bet it’s amazing.

Fuck you, Commander In Chief. Try to command this, you twat:
Now, fuck you again, Commander-In-Shit. (BOOYA!!!!)”